Tomorrow is probably going to suck hard. I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed at 6.30 or earlier ("boohoo" I hear you say, I don't care, it's early, and I'm not a morning person), and sit this exam at 8.30. Who the hell makes an exam for 8.30? Bah. I imagine I'll be in there for 2 or 3 hours, come home with a severe sleep-deprived headache, and then have to cram for my next exam which is the following day. I went to just over 70% of my first lot of lectures, I went to probably less than 50% of my next. Let's see, there would have been 25 of those as well. Including 5 of the days I just skipped altogether (one was due to daylight saving which I figured out just before this class), then there were two lectures were the lecturer never bothered to show up, I didn't go on the first day because it wasn't on my class list yet, didn't go on the 3rd day because they changed the classroom and I couldn't find it, then they did that again a while later, plus we saw 4 movies over 8 lectures, but I only saw half of 3 of those movies (weird how I remember all of this crap and not anything important like what might be on the exam), so that means out of 25 I was in a lecture where some kind of knowledge was imparted on us.... 14 times. I might have gone home on another one of those days, so that'd be 13.
All in all, I learnt how very easy it is to be bored.
Tomorrow might be full of me consoling myself. Thursday might see me rather drunk, that all depends on how badly or how well I do. I mean, I'm an optimist, and I'm fairly optimistic here and now, but the sheer scope of not knowing is beyond belief. I'm aiming for a pass, I don't need anything more than that, which is odd because I aim for 90% or higher (usually get it too) in all of my other exams, so really I want a multiple choice exam.
Oh, and Joe Pesci...that was a reference to George Carlin. When people say "oh God I need a miracle," then it'd be just as practical to ask Joe Pesci. And he has an oscar, well deserved as well, and if he was on my side me might be able to make my exam disappear.
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