Home run

I caught an article in cnn about a 22 year old who is auctioning off her virginity, and so far it's up to US$3.8 million. Holy. Fuck. I was blown away just hearing about Eliot Spitzer and his eighty thousand dollars in call girls, I can't even imagine paying millions for a girl who, frankly, may not know what to do in the sack. I'm sure she'll deliver and have plenty of tutors, but seriously how much bang for you buck can you get? I am aware that the starting prices in brothels in Australia are around $220-250 an hour, but I've also passed 40 or 50 ladies at a time walking through Madrid and $220 is far too much for what I've seen. So, it's all nuts.

Afterall, if I were to go to a bar, spend the night talking to a cute girl (cuter than the McDonalds girls), and buy all of her drinks, it wouldn't come to $200. Even if I were to take her to a hotel room it might not cost that much. And I'd get a whole night, not just some half-assed single hour.

That now has me thinking. What would a guy have to do to get a complete stranger to sleep with him on the first date? Or the first time they meet? (yeah, I know every girl is different) My whole life I've heard that woman are all looking for someone who makes them laugh. What they don't tell the young guys at the time is that these women only want the funny guys for a long term thing. So what can the funny guy do to get a one-night stand? Because eventually she'll realise that he's a lot of fun and would make a good friend. And I've never heard "you're really funny. Do you want to come back to my place?" Never.

All right, so assuming that I had the money to burn, what would I want for $3.8 million in one night? Sarah Chalke, Charisma Carpenter, Scarlet Johannson, Heidi Klum and Lucy Pinder, in a suite in Vegas. And an orchestra playing rousing movie scores. Wouldn't that be awesome, doing it infront of an orchestra? Of course with that I may as well hide cameras around the room and sell the DVD for millions more. But because the audience would want something a little different, we'd probably sit around a table, them all in lingerie, playing D&D for a few hours first.

Did I just answer my own question as to why I've never heard a girl proposition me like that before?